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No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.

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The future depends on what you do today.

-Mahatma Gandhi (via purplebuddhaproject)

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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validx2:

You gotta leave bite marks on her booty cheeks so that she know who the booty belong to

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Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

I replied:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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lilcoochie:

i start thinking about dick like

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